physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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