I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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