Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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