he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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