Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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