so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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