Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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