i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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