Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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