I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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