People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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