Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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