How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize