The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Shame - the story of my life.
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