I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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