Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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