so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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