I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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