she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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