i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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