PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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