If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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