just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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