Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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