wat bout pragnant strippers??
You're earring is so big in my mouth
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize