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I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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