They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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