I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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