I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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