I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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