No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i think im in europe. pls send help
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Randomize
