its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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