I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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