they need to just BURY HIM!
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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