Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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