Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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