awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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