Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think I sprained my soul last night
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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