How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
its not stalking. its research.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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