Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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