Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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