: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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