i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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