Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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