so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
The ass gains better be worth it
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
