A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
But theres a keg here and me gusta
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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