so explain again why im purple
no
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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