HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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