So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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