Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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