Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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