i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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