I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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