Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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