Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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