3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
That's when you crack a 10am beer
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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