Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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