Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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